Now that your Keurig Kold machine is suddenly obsolete, SodaStream is stepping up to replace that fizzy, carbonated hole in your life. The company is offering a free Fountain Jet sparkling water maker -- either out of the goodness of their hearts or because they've got a bunch of old stock to unload -- to anyone affected by the tragic and sudden closure of Keurig's pod-based soda efforts.
There's a catch, of course: first you'll have to send the company a selfie of you with your discontinued Keurig Kold. Mercifully, the company isn't making you post the soda selfie publicly in order to cash in on the deal. You simply need to email the photo of you and the machine along with your name, address, phone number and the Kold machine's serial number to email@example.com. In exchange, former Kold owners get a promo code for a free SodaStream and SodaStream gets a new customer hooked on their proprietary CO2 canisters. It's a win-win (sort of) and supplies are limited, so get to snapping those selfies.