Epson has a new business-minded laptop for Japan in this, their Endeavor NJ2000. With looks meant to compliment your prowess with the three-hole punch, this Core 2 Duo slab brings a 15.4-inch, 1280x800 (WXGA) display with integrated 945GM Express graphics, up to 2GB DDR2 memory and 160GB SATA disk, 3-in-1 memory slot, 802.11b/g WiFi and a 5.5 hour battery. Core 2 Duo equipped models start at about ¥98,700 (roughly $831) with some el cheapo Celeron M configs available to those of you buying your suits straight off the rack. Come on, don't sweat it, no one is going to chat you up over this 2.8-kg / 6.2-pound piece of kit anyway. [Via Impress]