Let the hive mind of Engadget get that for you.
"We need a digital camera that can be switched on and fire off that first shot fast. It's not a commonly tracked statistic on any review site, and nobody seems to have this information for every camera. We were hoping other readers could inform us as to what small digital cameras can fire off their first pics in under a second (ideally under half a second). It needs to be small, but mostly, just really quick in operation. Thanks!"
Make it a Mac! LOL
I know you are attempting a jest but you've unwittingly touched on a real issue. Apple has some great products but they tailor them to narrow niches. MS takes a shotgun approach. Not everything works out or takes a while to catch on but at least there is choice. That must be a hard thing for the truly devout Apple fanboy to take; the envy of what you can't have. Yet that envy shines bright as a star to all who read your little cry for help.
WOW! the fact that you took the time to say this is super sad!