LightSaber remote control will complete you

Light Saber remote

The hard-to-find LightSaber remote is the perfect finishing touch for any geek den. It includes a built-in library of command codes for cable, TV, and VCRs as well as satellite. Every key press generates an eventually-annoying sound effect, including the "kwwssshhh" arming sound during the first button push. No, not annoying at all.