The MiMiture Electronic Ear Cleaner

Far be it from us to tell you what to do with your own ear wax, but if for some reason you might want to, erm, do something about that golden buildup, then might we recommend the MiMiture Electronic Ear Cleaner? For $85 this little contraption will gently suck up that ear-borne obstruction and clear the way for proper iPod headphone-induced hearing damage. Just saying is all.

[Via TRFJ]