Caption contest: the beer server

We're pretty sure this is one Sun box that really doesn't need any introduction. We hear Scott McNealy's even got one in his den.

Ryan: "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm going to have to cut you off."
Paul: "You're going to need quite a bit of Java to combat that hangover"
Peter: "I have one mission: To find Sarah Connor and get her totally wasted." or "Sun Microbrewsystems"
Marc: "So this is Sun's new liquid-cooled computer!"
Evan: "I don't get it- do we use roofies or a virus to steal it?"