Caption Contest: HMD of the future?

Toshiba thinks that people will happily sport this device to become totally immersed in their games. What do you think?

Evan: "Janie was unprepared for the relentless mocking her new head-mounted display received, especially from her fellow guild members."
Paul: "Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to bring you the ultimate gaming experience. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cause I don't."
Ryan: "Yes, we're gonna have to go right to...ludicrous speed!"
Cyrus: "I though I could stop wearing headgear when I turned 16."
Richard: "Correction, I need the superior information in your inferior brain to fly this... thing."
Zatz: "Can you hear me now?"

[Thanks, Brian]