Headshot! Food for gamers

Mmmm mm, guarana extract... nothing quite like it for doping kids via Mountain Dew MDX or Rockstar energy drink just to name a few of the more popular stimulant elixirs. Now a newcomer: the Headshot Gamer Bar. Oh yes it is, a candy bar with oomph for plenty of late night sniping fun. Fortunately, it's said to taste like toffee, not ape guano, and destined for retail at gaming centers across North America. You know -- someday, somewhere in the baggage room at Greyhound, some beat poet will scratch: "I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by guarana, starving hysterical, naked, dragging themselves through the Vice City streets at dawn looking for an angry fix." Don't believe us? Click-on for the ingredients.

Glucose, Milk Chocolate Coating (sugar, fractionated palm kernel oil, milk powder, cocoa, cocoa processed with alkali, sorbitan tristearate (an emulsifier), Lecithin, and vanilla), Brown Rice Crisp (Rice Flour, Evaporated Cane Juice, Sea Salt, Malt Extract), Rolled Oats, Toffee Bits (Sugar, Butter, Almonds, Whole Milk, Cocoa Butter, Chocolate Liquor, Salt, Artificial Flavor, Soy Lecithin, Natural Flavor), Dextrose, Dextrin Sugar, High Oleic Sunflower Oil, Natural & Artificial Flavor, Gum Acacia, Soy Lecithin (as emulsifier).

100mg of Guarana