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The cartoon-blocking TV

Ren and Stimpy

If Matthew Roach and Mark Pawlewski wanted to piss off toddlers across America they've figured out how to do it. They've patented a way to make it so televisions automatically block all cartoons and animated TV shows, but only after a preset period of time so it doesn't shut off every time an animated commercial comes on. The Cartoon Network better get their hands on the patent for this and bury it.