In a brilliant, shining moment conjuring nostalgia of our days spent in the dotcom frenzy, The Cable Burner Company
(who is no doubt also burning some very unwise venture capital) has opened up shop to offer the
"much-needed service" of professionally breaking in your audio cables for you. Starting at $25 a
go, they will make your cables "better than new at a very low-cost". We're thinking of seeing what happens when
we send these guys in some $2 tinny RadioShack RCAs, but if you really want to "burn" your own audio cables, just use
them to jumpstart your neighbor's car. And while you're at it, remember to use a green marker to color in the sides of
all your CDs to make them sound better.