Lady-Comp

While we know most of us are probably not amping to get a day-by-day blow on our fertility options, Lady-Comp could be your friendly ovulation-meter. The computer wakes the user with a musical alarm, delivers a thermometer for body temp checking, and sends a "traffic light alert" — a green light day means you can throw all caution to the wind with the age ol' "rhythm method", and a red light day says don't even think about going Trojan-free or you'll get a bun in the oven. Too bad the $2,170-device would probably make you feel like a hormone-obsessed hippie, and besides which, everyone knows body temps can rise and fall for non-fertility reasons too.