Sushi shades

Especially since it follows in the tradition of Japanese Chindogu (useless innovation), we're not sure why it was a German designer who invented these sushi specs rather than someone in Japan—can you eat a Berliner with chopsticks (the pastry not JFK)? The shades' frames don't use screws so they can detach for easy sushi eating, though that probably makes them rather fragile. The company also says that if you're chopstick-challenged you can get these with forks attached, but buyers, for the love of dignity please don't get this option. Post-meal remember to watch for that wasabi behind the ear.