Element: strong like bull

It's no Lady-Comp, but it does look a bit like a Cup-O-Noodles, (peel back cover, add ingredients and wait 10 minutes). Pria Diagnostics is producing the Element, a male fertility test, and you know you're just a tad bit curious. Boxers or briefs—maybe this at home DIY experiment will finally convince you to ditch those tighty whities. We're hoping Element parties will be next season's big hit.    

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:57AM]

if wacking off over a bit of electronics is your thing..then great...but i'll have mine built into a Love Doll thanks. Hell, i might as well enjoy being told im infertile.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:57AM]

I dunno 'bout y'all, but that hole looks a little small for yours truly. ;)

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:57AM]

is the hole designed to resemble a smiling mouth?

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:57AM]

this could answer the debate over boxers or briefs!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:57AM]

Now all it needs is a list of suggestions to keep getting my sperm count lower and lower. Why cheap, simple, easy (and hopefully reversible since child-free or not I'm too much of a wuss to do anything permanent) male infertility isn't here yet I can't fathom.