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Irish kids getting fat on text messaging

joshua fruhlinger

Updated Thu, Oct 21, 2004, 1:00 PM

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Apparently, North Irish kids are more physically fit than those in the Irish Republic. Why, you may ask? Well, because the kids int he Irish Republic are spending recess text messaging their fat friends. Due to litigation that keeps many of the Northern kids from doing oh-so-dangerous activities like running or jumping rope, the most active exercise they're getting is text messaging. We figure at .25 calories per word, these kids are on their way to a brilliant future of obesity, LOLs, big arses, and OK ME2s.

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