Irish kids getting fat on text messaging
By Joshua Fruhlinger 
posted October 21st 2004 1:00PM
posted October 21st 2004 1:00PM
Apparently, North Irish kids are more
physically fit than those in the Irish Republic. Why, you may ask? Well, because the kids int he Irish Republic are
spending recess text messaging their fat friends. Due to litigation that keeps many of the Northern kids from doing
oh-so-dangerous activities like running or jumping rope, the most active exercise they're getting is text messaging. We
figure at .25 calories per word, these kids are on their way to a brilliant future of obesity, LOLs, big arses, and OK
ME2s.
Let me get this straight. Is it the Northern kids or the Southern kids who are getting fat? Because you state that: "Due to litigation that keeps many of the Northern kids from doing oh-so-dangerous activities like running or jumping rope, the most active exercise theyre getting is text messaging." And yet, "North Irish kids are more physically fit than those in the Irish Republic."
WTF?