Censtron iBend

So what do after you remove the guts of your iPod and replace them with the circuitry from one of those plastic toy guitars? Why you sell it as an art piece on eBay, of course, which is where Censtron is unloading the iBend. It won't play MP3s or AACs or any of that, but it does comes with "four rocking guitar solos, that you control" and let's you "jam out with the radical whammy CENSTRON bend wheel, or rock the extreme pitch knob." Yngwie would so not approve. And neither would Steve Vai.

[Thanks, anonymous tipster]