Nah, it didn't turn out to be much more than an MP3 player, but the poorly-guarded website for the
Qoolqee did finally go live yesterday. Here's the official
dirt on the Qoolqee K7: it's a flash-based player that looks a lot like a clamshell cellphone that doesn't flip open,
comes in 128MB, 256MB, 512MB, and 1GB versions, supports playback of MP3, WMA, and Ogg Vorbis audio files, and has a
65,000 color LCD screen.
[Thanks to everyone who sent this in]