PlasGoot, in case the Magic Cone wasn't a real enough experience

PlasGoot

To the ladies in our audience: being that we can, you know, rock it standing up, we can understand why nature's having left that out of the picture for you can be the short end of the stick at times. And while we have certain qualms with the aesthetics and elegance of the PlasGoot, we do admire its function in philosophy and convenience. But may we recommend a sanitary napkin, or something of the like for use? And just so you know, when we go standing up, we always make sure to smoke, so you got that right, too. And why not?

[Via Popgadget]