Are you getting anxious about hitting the head? Is the Sound Princess just not cutting it anymore? Or maybe you just really want to hear that one Robbie Williams album while sitting down. Look, Toto (Japans premiere toilet-maker) isn't here to solve all of life's issues—you know that—they're just here to encapsulate Japan's obsession with the ludicrous in the form of bathroom devices; their latest plan? Put SD slots in toilets. Man, you know you've really arrived as a memory-card format when Toto's putting you in their toilets.