The Alcohol WithOut Liquid machine comes home

Were you into the idea of using an inhaler to suck down a vaporized mixture of alcohol and pressurized oxygen, but not down with the idea doing it in public and looking like a complete tool? Alcohol WithOut Liquid, the company behind those AWOL liquid-free alcohol vapor machines that are already the subject of Congressional legislation, is feeling you, because they're coming out with a cheaper portable version that'll let you kick back with "The Ultimate Party Toy" (how'd they know our nickname?!) in the privacy of your own home. They claim that 20 minutes on the AWOL will result in some hangover-free drunkenness, and we're getting less and less afraid of spending the $299 it would take to find this out first-hand.