Fred Durst

Fred Durst has come out and said it: he doesn't use a Sidekick, he is NOT a T-Mobile customer, and his cellphone was not hacked. That three minute sex clip? He claims that it was grabbed off of his hard drive by someone who was fixing his PC (when will celebrities learn—when your PC breaks, you throw it away!). He's trying to look on the bright side, though, saying that he doesn't hate hackers and that hopefully what happened to him and Paris is teaching people that nothing is safe and that in the end is "causing awareness for homeland security." So basically making a stolen sex tape was his contribution to the war on terror. A true patriot!