We understand, besides being rather intimidating sticking a burning cone of hot wax in your ear canal, ear candles
are still a bit, how do you say, new agey? Thankfully one Japanese (who else?) retailer left no stone unturned
to leave no orifice uncleansed, and dug up with the very self-explanatory Ear Vacuum Cleaner 3. But we're not exactly
sure what we're more afraid of here, that there was an Ear Vacuum Cleaner 1 and 2, that it "delivers amazingly strong
suction"—we like our eardrums intact and functional, thanks—or that we'll have to inevitably clean this thing out.