Bill Gates getting knighted
We were sorta hoping he'd show up for the ceremony wearing a suit of armor made out of discarded Windows ME CD-ROMs,
but Bill Gates was officially knighted by Queen Elizabeth
earlier today.
P.S. - It's officially time for another caption contest. The winner will be made a Knight Commander of the Most
Excellent Order of the Engadget Empire.
















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 6)
Andy @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"Is it an iShuffle.. is it.. is it ???"
Ryan Block @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"What the hell did you two order? What, do you think I'm freaking made of money?"
alex @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"Your Highness, I believe you'll find this to be a most generous offer for this island of yours."
Pedro @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"Abort, Retry, Fail?"
Scott Newman @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
Now do the monkey-boy dance!!
Shane @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"I didn't have time to finish typing it before you got here. Word kept crashing!"
Nate @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"Mr. Gates, this is a just a piece of paper. In order to make your Knighthood official we will require you to purchase a Certificate of Authenticity for $3 Million USD."
Brian Peiris @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"Hehehe, well, yes it is a very large sum of money, but unless you can get my soul back from Satan, I'm afraid I can't sell you Microsoft."
matt @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"oh, the keys to your 'quaint' empire. *coughmine'sbiggerthanyourscough*"
James Avery @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"Now for the powerpoint show..."
Nate @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
Hmmm... Everything on the menu looks so good! I think I'll have Wales with a cup of British Breakfast. Will you take a traveller's check?
Giri @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"So these were the Brit's plans for taking over the world... hmmm. Thanks!"
Peff_D @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"No... umm... no, its nice! really... I don't have one of these Queeny... yeah... I mean... I'm sure it was hard for you... "What DO you get the richest guy in the world...?" Hahaha, I get that all the time... yeah... umm...
...do you still have the receipt perhaps?"
James Avery @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"By accepting this knighthood you hearby agree to the following terms and conditions"
Seth @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
Queen Elizabeth: "Cake or Death!"
Bill: "uhhh..I'll take the cake, please."
brian @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
Bill: "I'm sorry your royal highness but this looks like a hardware problem. You'll have to call product support just like everyone else"
Mario @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
No Your Majesty, this is not the valid Key we're asking you for demonstrating you're a legal Windows user.
Jay @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
YOUR SOULS ARE MINE! MUHAHAHA!
Tuning Sensei @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"Now, if you want to continue to be a Knight after your 30 day trial, you'll have to call and activate your knighthood. Sorry bub, can't do it online anymore."
MacLeod @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
Bill: 'You spelt 'night' wrong, but spell-checker wouldn't pick up on that, so I'll let you off...... Opps, my bad! All is 'tickety-boo' as you would say'
Queen: 'One cannot resist free OS upgrade!'
Adam @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
Queen : "We had to print this from a Linux PC because the Windows PC kept crashing."
Robert Fleming @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
I'd like to buy england, I think this will about cover it
Ian Jardine @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
I am sorry your Royal Highness, but I am not able to fix your Apple.
Pat @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"Oh man! Knights have +5 against normals and +3 against Steve Jobs with special 'iPod resist'! So where's my buckler and broadsword?"
Ryan @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"... and with this check Bill Gates officially buys the UK and in turn fulfills his dream to turn the UK into a giant prison where he will send those who fail to run windows..."
Skippy @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
This isn't a light saber! I'm supposed to get a light saber!
(I vote for entry #11)
Carmi @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
Thank you, Your Majesty, for this lovely leather-bound datebook. Have you ever heard of PocjetPC?
Carmi @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
Thank you, Your Majesty, for this lovely leather-bound datebook. Have you ever heard of PocketPC?
Brett @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"Yes Queen, it's the new Tablet PC, from Micro......oh wait it Crashed" *Snort Snort"
Adam Yellin @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"Mr. Gates, I just want to congratualte you on your excellent iPod! What? Steve Jobs! Oh I'm terribly sorry."
brian @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
Bill: "I'm sorry your royal highness but this looks like a hardware problem. You'll have to call product support just like everyone else"
brian @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
Bill: "I'm sorry your royal highness but this looks like a hardware problem. You'll have to call product support just like everyone else"
CRWhitehead @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
Bill: ...and in exchange for this gratious gift of knighthood, I present you with five units of MSFT stock.
Justin @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"It looks like you're trying to become a Knight. Would you like help with the pompous ceremony?"
Justin @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"I am the Knight that says Ni."
Taylor @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
So what does a small place turned World Power go for these days? Would 512k be enough?
ChillyWilly @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"The half-assed smile from Mr. Gates as he realizes there's no stack of money inside."
or
"'A Knight!', says Melinda (right) as she thinks to herself. 'I wonder if this will help us in the bedroom?'"
or
"Is there something amiss, Mr. Gates? I used Star Office 7 on our Linux system to create that certificate. I can get you a copy if you'd like."
Abe @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"Cool! An iPod with my name engraved on the back!"
Connor @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
Maybe a little long for a caption, but it's mostly fine print:
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huh? @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
So, where's my complimentary "I've been knighted and all I got was this lousy chainmail shirt..." shirt?
Bruce Davis @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"Oh, I get it. It's a framed copy of the Blue Screen of Death. Neat-o cool."
Dave @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
I believe it's pronounced "menage-a-trois"
lemel42 @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
I didn't know PowerPoint *had* a kinghthood certificate template.
steve @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
Mr Gates, I'm returning these MS Licensing disks.
jim @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"I have read your application to be a beta tester for Longhorn, looks like you are a perfect cadnidate to be the "master beta tester"
Jack Phelps @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
Look, I was gonna post one that was pretty good, but #32 there with the terms and all really deserves it so I won't even bother.
Ed Hardy @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"Your Magesty, is this a list of all the bugs you found in Windows XP?"
"Oh no, dear, that's just the index. The full list is several truckloads."
Shawn Price @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
Hmm your still running Windows 3.1 over here. I think we can pencil you in for March 30 for the Windows ME upgrade. That is a state of the art operating system you'll just love it. Trust me.
youdiejoe @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"I had the steamed veggie plate, and Melinda had the same... SOOOO that would be...let's see.....6.99 for us, and Cornish Hen with herb potatos, 4 glasses of wine, a side of kidney pie and whatever that grey/brown thing was...I'm guessing that's you Lizzy @ 59.00. SO how do you want to do this? I don't think an even split will really work, obviously someone was ordering with their eyes and not their tummy, weren't they? huh?
Ed Hardy @ Dec 19th 2005 12:11AM
"Wow, I had no idea that a knighthood came with a complimentary slavegirl."