Internet Urinal for the PC-bound
By Barb Dybwad 
posted Mar 4th 2005 5:08AM
posted Mar 4th 2005 5:08AM
Computing would be so much easier if those pesky bodily functions didn't get in our way. At least bladder control is no longer an issue thanks to the Internet Urinal, a portable pee device that lets you keep Quaking for an extra 32 ounces worth of waste. Now when you're chained to that desk you can toss back that extra Red Bull without consequences. At $4.99, it's the cheapest PPC on the market — and that don't mean Pocket, people.
That really takes the piss.
lol, I didn't think a good site like thinkgeek.com would sell an odd product such as this one.
and taking a hint from EQ players you can over the other (brown) base with the tired and ture poop sock and I wish I was making this crap up
the green part behind is the assessory for making poo or for women?
Wusses, why don't they go all the way and start selling catheters and adult nappies(diapers)?
Good grief, who the hell spends so much time in front of their computer they can't go to the bog?
*shudder*
$4.99? Hah. They put the word "internet" on a bed pan and sell it to chumps. Anyone who has had an operation recognises these, they are used for otherwise healthy patients in hospitals who are immobile and bed-ridden.
There is actually a female version.. A "Shenis" or "she-pee" style device.. :) Just go to any medical supply site and the gender-bias no longer exists.
is this dishwasher safe?
Sounds like urethranet is finally here.
$4.99? Hah. They put the word "internet" on a bed pan and sell it to chumps. Anyone who has had an operation recognises these, they are used for otherwise healthy patients in hospitals who are immobile and bed-ridden.
There is actually a female version.. A "Shenis" or "she-pee" style device.. :) Just go to any medical supply site and the gender-bias no longer exists.
why not use the empty beer bottles around :)
It'd be hilarious to buy this thing and use it as a water bottle.
"It'd be hilarious to buy this thing and use it as a water bottle."
ack
I prefer the Stadium Pal myself:
http://www.stadiumpal.com/
i just use cherry coke bottles.
There was a big thing about these urinals in a magazine a while ago - apparently they are the perfect item for making a home made bong...
These should come standard in car glove compartments.
Sorry. It's not wide enough for me since I started using those enlargers
At $4.99 it's is probably the cheapest solution to the ever present elimination problem.
But I think either investing in a laptop with wi-fi, or a desk in the bathroom would be more effective in the long run. That way you are covered both solds and liquids and you won't even have to shift in your seat. Pant's can be completely eliminated, and if you happen to live with other people, you are in the one traditional place of privacy in the modern home.
And I gauranty, NO ONE else will EVER touch your keyboard again...EVER...
Of course, if you add a desk to the WC, how far behind can the microwave and mini-fridge be ?
I thought that was what empty gatorade bottles were for.
Light-plane pilots have known about a better system for a while now...The "#1 Travel John" has the Internet Urinal beat for technology: disposable, with a superabsorbent polymer that instantly gels and deodorizes the contents.
http://www.traveljohn.com/1-1-2.htm
I have to give those guys credit for audacity though. "Internet Urinal" indeed.
18. OddManOut: "But I think either investing in a laptop with wi-fi, or a desk in the bathroom would be more effective in the long run."
Russian version: http://tinyurl.com/4lfle
I must be the "old man" here because this thing is old. I don't mean "internet old" either like "heard about this 2 hours ago". I mean "old old". I know mcphee.com was selling these as far back at 2001 but I'm pretty sure it was around even a few years before that.
BTW - I'm not talking about just the device. I'm talking about the device and it being labled "Internet Urinal".