We managed to get a little hands-on last night with the F9100, LG's, um, response to the Motorola A630. And just like its friendly rival, the F9100 is aimed more at the power texter than the power user, which means that it too sports a QWERTY keyboard and comes preloaded with AIM, ICQ, and Yahoo Messenger. Just don't go looking for any nice little extras like Bluetooth, a large LCD screen, a built-in digital camera, or even a proper smartphone operating system (you'd be wasting your time, ok?). Do, however, expect to see this thing to show up in the next Usher video. Available from Cingular now.