iLog: the real iPod killer

So many have claimed to be the portable audio device that would bring about the downfall of the mighty white-budded player, but this — this is clearly it, folks. It's sustainable, it has a recording function, syncs with Mac and Windows — what could go wrong? True, it doesn't have a screen, but then again, those iPod lovers have been willing to put up with that so this shouldn't be a strike against the iLog. Well, okay, maybe three inches is a bit thick for a DAP… but it has a recording function, people. How could a rational mind go back to those featureless players after witnessing this? Oh, screw it. Some people just don't know a decent product when they see it.

[Via Near Near Future]

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:23AM]

What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's iLog, iLog, iLog!

It's iLog, iLog, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's iLog, iLog, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a ilog! You're gonna love it, iLog!
Come on and get your ilog! Everyone needs a iLog!"

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:23AM]

James Scott, you nearly killed me with that...

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:23AM]

LOL

"It's iLog, it's iLog
It's better than bad, it's good!"

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:23AM]

It's useless unless it has a stopwatch!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:23AM]

Now I hope this finally puts an end to the immediate and fan-boy driven responses of all you iPod fanatics out there to new mp3 players. Here is a DAP so clearly superior to the iPod that you can't even begin to comment. Please return to drooling over photos of Steve Jobs brandishing a iPod Shuffle ("oh! look! it shuffles! innovation!")

James & crsh: you guys rock...

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:23AM]

Oh man, you guys took me back!!! LOL!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:23AM]

Bloggy wants a Loggy! I like Music! Music is fun. Blogging is also fun! We would be cute. I will stil be cuddly. http://ibiblio.org/bloggy

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:23AM]

It's LOG LOG LOG!

You guys do know it's from Ren and Stimpy, right? You know, just, like, the BEST CARTOON EVER!!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:23AM]

And no more crazy corporate recycling programs, it's 100% biodegradable!!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:23AM]

I like the fact that it is open source, I don't know if it will happen but I think that all the competing distros, pine, oak, spruce, cedar will eventually evolve into a single standard that everybody will adopt. No viruses, or pork by products, but beware of the bark beetle, its pernicious and ubiquitous, and resistant to rust.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:23AM]

Now if you can coat this with those chiapet seeds, then you'd have a real eco-friendly product.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:23AM]

It's useless unless it comes with an underwater casing!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:23AM]

I thought I saw one of those floating around the set of the old Gilligans Island show.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:23AM]

I think this is an abomination. How many trees must die, so that mp3 may live? PLEASE boycott this environmental abuse.


Just kidding.