Auravisions: dig that glow

Now we're not big on human energy nodes, but humor us for a second and imagine that Engadget is a white ball of healing light. Now step forward through the back door of your mind. That's right. You're going deeper into your cave. And you're going to find, your power animal... If these words make your chakra aura glimmer, then think about getting it, uh, bioresonanzed (is that a word?). It just so happens that Auravisions is the "#1 internet source for aura chakra bioresonanz imaging systems." However be warned, "You CANNOT use TOSHIBA computers, HEWLITT-PACKARD computers, SELF-BUILT computers (no major brand name) or MAC computers" as they are incompatible. Whoa, bad karma dude.

[Via The Red Ferret Journal]