Caption contest: loungin'
By Ryan Block 
posted Jul 1st 2005 2:30PM
posted Jul 1st 2005 2:30PM
What, you don't have one of those crazy uncles? Photo by John Gress/Reuters.
Ryan: "Begin statement: Chilling out maxin' and relaxin' all cool and all shootin' some b-ball outside of
school. End statement."
Barb: "The worst part is, drugs have no effect on me anymore."
That last question just blew my mind..
Ryan: So, how do you feel about that?
Barb: 7rtyqqps88snf!
Ryan: Wow, great view!
"And I thought my podcast had some good guests."
Now everyone can see the brain lasers I always said I had.
"I have half a mind to disagree with you."
iBob also comes in plaid and hunter-orange... but the best feature is that your songs now sing to you.
"When the sign says don't press the big red button, please don't press the big red button."
Headset Guy: So, Pleasurebot 3000... Do you ever think you could be programmed to love a man?
Pleasurebot 3000 : Wait a minute, I thought I was here for a Donna Summer ticket giveaway? This isn't even a radio station. You're just wearing an Xbox live headset and holding a foam dradle with a cord hanging out of it.
In Soviet Russia, Dremmel mods YOU!
Can you boot into linux?
"My other head completely skinned and functional."
"yeah, yeah, I'm part robot. But have you checked out these boots? off the chain, yo."
"I was awarded 3 million dollars for my dogbite accident. THATS the Bernstein advantage!"
You know, I'm a robot, and I only have half of my head, but you still look like a bigger tool with that ginormous headset on.
The cameraman that Kenny Rogers assaulted sat down and talked to Channel 7 today about the prejudice he constantly faces as an android in a world full of meat people...
"If you put you speaker down lower you'll hear my hemmoroids roar"......
Now, where did I put that iPod dock?
Now, where did I put that iPod dock?
"After I recieved the script for Groundhog Day I realised that I needed a significant memory upgrade to remember everything. That's when I was outfitted with this positronic brain."
"And so, I told Luke 'I am your father' and he was all, like, 'Noooooooo!' and shit. So I just like, fine then, I'm going home."
All I asked were for some eyes with frickin laserbeams in them! Throw me a bone here.
The Life Robotic with Steve Zissou
"So, can you think of any mistakes you've made as President?"
"Error! Error! Error!"
"George, when you set out to do the last three episodes of your Star Wars series, something changed in the timbre what was it exactly?"
"Yeah ... well ... it's great to impress chicks with at parties ... anyway ... can we get back to talking about my cookbook now?"
"...it was a real *load off my mind* to get that skull cancer taken care of, let me tell you..."
"And as my demonstration showed, two bald heads are better tan one."
That medicine I took is making me feel really wired today... Man I feel disconnected, you know?
Reporter: "Hey man, does this smell funny?
Next time you boot me up in your mother's blouse, I'm going to put one of these fine Italian shitkickers up your ass.
"It is within my program to turn out the hoes."
"The robot recreation of John Peel was in an advance state of construction"
So how long have you had these headaches?
You're single. You're 40. You've built a robot dad to give you the approval you never had as a child. Why dont you upgrade that lame ass 8-track stereo and get some girls over here before the neighbors start talking.
Its about time someone gave robocop his interview, after his retirement.
"Will Smith was so much fun to work with. My agent says there's an I Robot 2 in the works so I'm really looking forward to my next role."
interviewer: so tell me what happened after you robbed the bank.
Robot guy: *insert windows 'chord' sound* illegal operation
Dave: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
it`s russian military technology
Reporter: So, what are your plans for after NextFest?
PKDBot: Have you seen those Japanese booth babe robots at the World Expo? I gots to get me some of that action!
(For those who don't get the reference... http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000627035261/)
Dave: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
"Well, you know. I always knew I was different. It was hard. Especially in elementary when the kids kept calling me names like "Hey Robocrap, Kiss my butt mr Robot0" and other bad references to robots in pop culture ....
Interviewer: So, who do you like better, Captain Kirk or Captain Picard?
Borg: O, definitely Captain Picard. You know, we tried so hard for so long to assimilate Captain Kirk, but he made it clear, it just wasn't happening.
ryan- so how did you get to be this way
barb- them macanotishes blew my mind
"Remember Edward, we don't talk about Fight Club..."
Podcasting with Honda's ASIMO 4.2.6
Interviewer: Oh man, I gotta email this interview to my boss in five minutes.
Robot: Get out your laptop, I have a WAP built into my head.
"John Connor? Oh sure, we still get together once or twice a month."
"Why, yes, I do indeed have a HEMI!"
Robot: What do you mean "where's the back of my head?"