In dude's latest civil court trial (can't he stay out of trouble?), OJ Simpson was found guilty… of pirating
DirecTV. Yes, the swift wheels of justice have come down upon The Juice after his, um, 2001 bust for the gear. But hey,
25k is a lot easier to swallow than the 35m he had to pay that one time; and yet he announced that he'll
appeal the decision anyway. If he didn't pirate, you must acquit!
[Via The Inq]