The Multi-Function Personal Energy Device

We've seen hand cranks of all shapes and sizes for all sorts of devices, but never before have we at Engadget seen a crank so splendidly efficacious that a 5 minute cranking session could result in a whole 2.5 hours of talk time on your mobile. Why not even wall outlets with stock adapters are capable of such impossible wonders! Surely, you say, this device must cost a consumer such as yourself £100! No sir, not a hundred, not fifty, not even twenty five—we offer this marvel to you today for £14.99. But wait, there's more! It's also an FM radio, a flashlight, it comes with multiple tips…