Track your kids' habits

So…you've recently had a surreptitious scan of your kid's inbox and now find yourself on the slippery slope of control? Don't sweat it 'cause there are plenty of devices to plug your jones. Parental child tracking is big business, and Yahoo snooze News takes a shot at summarizing your options for electronically tracking your wee bastard's food consumption, location, schoolwork, driving habits, and thoughts. Ok, they haven't reached the point of reading their minds…but you know you want it!