Casio Cassiopeia DT-5200

Have we got the perfect device to complement your battleship gray cubicle or slag encrusted coal furnace — meet the Cassiopeia DT-5200. Shipping October 27th in Japan, this new VGA handheld which appears to target the retail industry features Windows Mobile 5.0, Bluetooth 1.2, a laser scanner, WiFi b/g, a 520MHz Intel Xscale processor, MiniSD slot, megapixel camera, and choice of 10 or 20 hour batteries all in a retchtastically drip-proof, dust-proof, and shock resistant shell. Hey, what's this… according to the almighty BabelFish, the compact body "adopts round Supreme Headquarters Allied Powers, europe which it is easy to have." We're gonna run that past our translation-translation staff, you guys sit tight.

[Thanks, Aniki]