Electrosmog Detector hunts down EMF in style
posted October 19th 2005 8:30PM
If you're the kind of frantic technophobe
who avoids EMF signals like the radioactive plague, we're not quite sure what you're doing here, since we positively
glow from all the signals we've absorbed. But since you are here, you may as well check out the latest toy to feed your
paranoia, the Electrosmog Detector. The handheld device can detect anything from microwave ovens to Bluetooth devices
to baby monitors. And if you're so worried about electronic contamination that you actually need one of these, you're
probably already rockin' it Kaczynski-style in the woods somewhere, and found this post via a printout that you plucked
out of a nearby stream after deciding to make your next meal out of the beaver who was using it as part of a dam.
[Via TRFJ]
Nice phaser
I have a feeling that anyone who religiously reads engadget is not too 'a-feared' of EMFs. That, or they use their Blackberrys while wearing a lead biohazard suit.
My ex-girlfriend had one of those.... made a funny buzzing noise... she always said it made her smile. She also had a boat...
... I miss that boat.
Now I have to print off several copies on that nice waterproof paper and drop them in a stream somewhere
Huh... I donno, looks like the exact type of device that you generally find emitting all that filthy EM to me.
I don't think this is made for technophobes, given its rather technophiliac look. Sounds like it would be more useful to scientists and users of finicky equipment who need to track down interference from some less delicate emission source.
If you see the stewardess on you next flight with one of those it's really time to switch off that cellphone or GPS, she might have a Taser built into it ...
i would guess it's used to track down bugs and the like. to make sure you aren't being eavedropped upon. that'd be my guess. you know. so you know FOR SURE that the Trilateral Commission in league with various 'World Government' organizations run by actual Roswell survivors aren't trying to steal the plans to the time machine you are building in your spare time out in the barn.
shouldnt it detect itself?
People still print things? I thought paper was a thing of the past.
How did you find out about my time machine? I guess I haven't gotten it working since I haven't erased you before you could make such posting...
Being in college, this could come in handy when I need to unearth the microwave from beneath a mountain of dirty clothes in order to make a burrito.