Just what every parent needs — interactive bedding to exacerbate kids' tendency to never want to go to sleep. WestPoint Home is shipping out this interactive Cinderella-themed comforter that lights up and makes fairy godmother sounds as the first offering in its line of washable interactive bedding. Conductive threads woven into the fabric of your sheets or comforter are designed to communicate wirelessly with your lights and appliances. If we weren't the slightest bit creeped out by the whole idea, we might get excited about being able to make coffee from the comfort of snooze-laden early morningness. By mid-November you'll be able to pick up interactive Cinderella bedding for about $60 because by god, every last item in the household must entertain us on command.