"Yeah, Dutch Health Council here, just checking in to let everyone know that our Electromagnetic Fields Committee
has pored over two years of research from the Dutch TNO and the world over, and, um, according to us, we've determined
that the data regarding possible harm caused by cellphone-emitted radiation is either inconclusive or did not meet
scientific criteria. So, looks like that's that, no reason to continue research in this area, we can all get on with
our lives; game on everyone. You heard us, shoo!"