iGame supposedly in April EGM scan

To everyone who sent in the iGame,

At the risk -- however slight -- of being completely wrong, you don't honestly believe Apple's going to release a portable gaming console, do you? And that according to this supposed leaked scan from the April issue of EGM (April, people, April!), it'd be called iGame, look like this, have those buttons, feature the now-extinct remote connector, and download games from the ITMS? Sorry, we're calling BS on this one, so now that you know where we stand you can all stop tipping us on it.

Love, Engadget