Did you catch The
Simpsons on Fox last night? Grandpa Simpson decided that he had had enough of life, and sought out a doctor that would
perform an assisted suicide for him. Once the arrangements had been made, Grandpa was wheeled into the execution room
and connected to the diePOD
, which was the device that would
get the job done (while simultaneously providing the soundtrack). As grandpa lay on the table, awaiting the inevitable,
the diePOD played "Instant Death" by Megadeath.
Now that's satire, folks.
by Rex Hammock