Have no fear for the welfare of Shaolin kung fu monks, for beyond their general existence of being completely and utterly more badass than us, it turns out they have mobile phones, the Internets, and $25 bucks a month of spending money. No word on their choice of carrier or favored mobile device -- they are purportedly hip with QQ, China's most popular IM service -- but we're sure whatever device they pick they could totally beat us up with it on their path to enlightenment.

[Via textually.org]