E3 booth boi at N-Gage

I am so offended.

Do these companies really think that having some H-O-double-T, hot Booth Boi with a St. Tropez spray-on tan, a Colgate smile and wearing nothing but a skin-tight t-shirt parading around their E3 booth will get me to buy and play their games?!?! Show me a Booth Boi who looks good and knows how to handle his Wii and then I'll be impressed, okay?

Besides, don't these Booth Bois have any respect for themselves at all?!?!? All it does is continue to objectify men...

This article was originally published on Joystiq.