Ryan: "Ooh, the judges aren't gonna like that -- that spillover's gonna cost him at least a quarter point. The scores are in... 8.4. Ouch. He's not even going home with a bronze medal in this year's robo-beer-pour-lympics."
Thomas: "Beers, steers, and gears...yeeehaw!"
Evan: "If this is what the future robot 'oppression' will be like, sign us up!"
Paul: "And yet he can never enjoy the fruits of his labor."
Stan: "Introducing the world's first frat bro-bot."