KTFT's minuscule EV-K130 slider

Zoolander's microscopic cellphone may have been conceived in humor, but some manufacturers seem destined to make that joke a nightmarish reality. KTFT's entry, the EV-K130 slider, comes in at a very misplaceable 82 x 37 x 16.9mm and packs 165MB of flash, 1.3 megapixel camera, music player, and 128 tone polyphony. It can also serve double duty as a USB flash drive, but for all we know, so can the giant lipstick next to it.