LF Romance and Fellow Gnome Killer
Is it a joke, or a guild leader's dream? This ad appeared on Chicago's Craiglist classifeds in the "women seeking men" section.
Someone out there is a 60 Troll Priest looking for a troll or orc "Warrior, Rogue, or Shaman to fight in honor for Thrall in the lands of Azeroth." Apparently her parents wouldn't approve of a cow or corpse. But she does claim to have a black war raptor, and has hobbies like disenchanting "useless garments."
So if "slaying of self-righteous paladins and squishy gnomes" is your thing, drop the anonymous email a note. She might just be making fun of you-- or it might be Epic (or even Legendary) love (that's a +12 spirit drop!).
Just in case Craigslist thinks it's a joke and deletes the ad, I've reprinted it in full after the jump.
Reply to: pers-192275732@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-08-09, 10:43PM CDT
60 Female Troll Priestess looking for a Warrior, Rogue, or Shaman to fight in honor for Thrall in the lands of Azeroth. Must be Troll or Orc (Sorry, no Tauren or Undead.. bovine and rotting flesh aren't my thing). Anti-social hunters, demonic warlocks, cocky mages, and other priests keep looking.
Must have epic mount and minimum of two epics armor pieces or weapons, level 55+. Must be able to steadily DPS for over 350. No protection specc'd warriors or resto shamans please. Please have experience in raiding at least MC And BWL (AQ40 and Naxx exp prefferred). No one below PvP rank 5 need apply.
About me..
- Rank 11 (going for rank 12)
- Tall, noble priestess that has strayed from the light and into the shadows (aka shadow priest)
- My noble death charger carries me swiftly from one destination to the other (low maintenance undead mount ftw) but sometimes I saddle up my black war raptor and take him along on my killing sprees. (Gnomes are his favorite)
- Guildless.. I prefer to think of myself as a mercenary
- Exalted with Defilers, Frostwolf, Undead, and Orcs.
- Revered with Warsong Outriders, Tauren, Trolls, and Cenarion Circle
- In my spare time I sew exquisite robes, mantles, gloves, pants, magical bags, etc. I also enjoy destroying used and useless garments to dusts and enchanting my gear with their residue.
Join me for some slaying of self-righteous paladins and squishy gnomes.
FOR THE HORDE!!!
