LG seems to be experimenting with every conceivable d-pad configuration lately, and their new LF1300 certainly hasn't been spared. The slider, destined for Korea's LG Telecom (yeah, that LG Telecom), packs the typical QVGA display, 1.3-megapixel shooter, Bluetooth, consumer IR, and a microSD slot into 16.9mm of white Chocolatey goodness -- certainly not bleeding-edge by Korean standards, but the middling handset has managed to outdo the only Chocolate that Americans have been able to get their hands on. Thus far, anyway.

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