Based in the secluded village of Pancakington, the player will take the role of young Flappy Flapjack. Enrolled in the local chapter of Batter Magic Academy, players must guide the hero through the trials and tribulations of becoming the world's finest Buttermilk Mage. Spreading syrup, utilizing ancient flipping arts, and complex alchemy are just a few of the school's skills the player must master before he is ready to tackle the world's greatest foe and oldest evil in Archmage Healthfoodguy.
And before you ask, yes, we would so totally play a game like that. For really reals.