Tips for avoiding asses on XBL

Xbox Live Man-Ass Avoidance Technician Christopher (aka the Xbox Live Policy Program Manager) has some tips for protecting yourself and your family members from the glut of exposed anatomy in the post-Vision Cam XBL universe. Rule # 1 for teens: If you run across any overly friendly congressmen, staple your eyes shut.

[Thanks AoE]

This article was originally published on Joystiq.