Upon seeing the above image for the first time after 3 games in Wii Sports, a few thoughts flashed into our mind. First we thought Oh, that's nice! They care about our well being! which was soon replaced with Wait, why is the window open? Are we supposed to go out of the window? and, upon realizing we're several stories off the ground, we knew what Nintendo was trying to say. They wanted us to take a break, but more importantly, they wanted us to take our final break. They're trying to tell us to end it all. Whether they just despise our personality, or we are just so bad at the game that the only recourse is that we end our own life, is a mystery.
[Note: No, we're not being serious.]