"Our twisted sense of propositional logic tells us that to get a PlayStation 3, one must go where no people are. Hence a sudden change of address to Wyoming, the nation's least-populated state. Hit up a video game store or electronics retailer in the Cowboy State, and you've only got 500,000 other potential shoppers in the entire state to compete with. And maybe a few bison, too."
Any lucky Wyoming readers out there?