Shaunconnery rides again
, the madman behind Rapwing Lair (the best multi-hip-hop-style guide to BWL strategy around!) has created a new WoW-flavored raplike object: Overnight Seventy. This is to the tune of "Overnight Celebrity" by Twista, which is presumably something popular with the kids these days. Shaunconnery posted on the Tichondrius forums that he wrote the song for his girlfriend, Lily, who plays a human priest.
Lyrics follow after the cut. Personally, I prefer Rapwing Lair just because the idea of someone playing the entire strategy to BWL in a club while everyone dances mindlessly makes me laugh a lot. However, this is a pretty good parody.
Oh you didnt think I could do it again...?
Shaunconnery...
Human Warrior, Tichondrius...
From Rapwing Lair to Ode of Tichondrius Server...
From 0 to 60 in 14 played days...
Oh baby...
We can even make you an overnight seventy...
Know what I'm sayin'?
(Why don't we...)
Play somethin' these hoes'll like
Flying Mounts i know they like
Shauncon you told 'em right...
I can make you level seventy overnight...
Prepaid cuz I'm broke aight...
We farming gold tonight...
when I go and soulstone ya life...
I can make you level seventy overnight...
Girl I see you on the stairs of destiny, still a lvl 60 priest? I wanna know yo name,
Girl lemme show you how I work this game, put you in level 70 end-game range,
Still sexy when you shoot holy flame, do the macarena when you /dance mang,
She got me hotter than an oven tha way that she grind, drinking every minute to avoid downtime
You lookin' good girl you oughta be in a guild... Listen to me I see yo career goin' phat lewtz,
Take you home with me, slash soothe, I'm the GM honey so you'll never ever get the gboot/
I'mma bring a tux suit for our marriage, got General chat going woot woot woot woot/
I'll invite you to my group, we can do slave pens, So what if you're a lowbie baby just say when/
I can see yo beauty on ma big screen... LCD, flat size 15/
I can see you in raids with the guilds, getting epics better than everyone and doin' big
things,
Kick it wit' me I can mold yo life, A/S/L done told me right,
Shauncon ain't the so so type, cuz I can make you level seventy overnight...
[Chorus]
(Why don't we...)
Play somethin' these hoes'll like
Flying Mounts i know they like
Shauncon you told 'em right...
I can make you level seventy overnight...
Prepaid cuz I'm broke aight...
We farming gold tonight...
when I go and soulstone ya life...
I can make you level seventy overnight...
Want xp? you can take that path, Head south if you want Shattrath,
You got such a sensational staff, I'ma get you Netherweave to make a 18 slot bag,
You ain't gotta use LFG, I'd never put you for WTT/
And if you ain't the type for PVE, take you to PVP or RPPVP/
I can get you a level every 30 minutes, cuz I'm bringing so many mobs to us in every pull too/
I wanna be yo mt and raid leader and protect you from others, don't ever let a brotha
duel you/
cuz the Euros did it in 28, but we can hit level seventy in 24 if we sleepin' it hardly/
I could see you in some tier 4, tier 5, make everyone inspect you as soon as they in tha party/
And you know you raiding with a guild, looking for the purps, so how you grindin' it solo? Oh no/
And I love you 'cuz we killin mobs while we roll slow, alone in our channel in the ventrilo yo/
And I love it when you healin' from the back and I taunt it from the front, have a brotha goin
"aggro!"
You make the horde reroll for life, I can make you level seventy overnight...
[Chorus]
(Why don't we...)
Play somethin' these hoes'll like
Flying Mounts i know they like
Shauncon you told 'em right...
I can make you level seventy overnight...
Prepaid cuz I'm broke aight...
We farming gold tonight...
when I go and soulstone ya life...
I can make you level seventy overnight...
See...
See Lily girl...
You see how you make a brotha /forfeit?
I just gotta ask you...
What you need?
What you need from me?
Oh, you wanna be a raider?
Oh, you messin' wit' tha right one...
I can take you there...
I can make sure you got all the finest epics...
Let me be yo power leveler...
Come here girl I can see you bored, Unsheath my e-peen sword,
We can PvP the horde, and I'll be giving you my DKP awards/
We about to do a show tonight, you lookin' good girl show you right,
Take you to Hyjal cuz I know you like, I
