Japanese hardware sales, May. 7 - May 13: Office Space edition
David: Hey, Jason, yeahhhh, I'm gonna need you to get on those JHS reports ... did you see the memo?
Jason: Uh, yeah, I saw it. Thanks, Dave.
David: Good, good. I'll let you get to it, then.
(Jason sighs, and begins to type frantically.)
Alisha: Heyyyyy, Jason, did you see the mem--
Jason: For the love of God, yes. I'm on it.
Alisha: No need to snap, Jason. Sounds like someone has a case of the Fridays.
(Jason mumbles as Alisha walks away. JC and Eric approach.)
JC: I can't believe it. I told those fudgepackers I liked JC's music. Me! I've never despised any form of sensory input as I do those songs.
Eric: Why don't you just change your name then?
JC: No way. Why should I change?
Eric: I think he's dead, man.
Jason (pausing from his work): Who are you talking about? I can't even think of any musical artists named JC ....
JC: You know. Christian rock?
Jason: Oh.
Eric: Hey, at least people can pronounce your name, Fletcher. I mean, what's so hard about Caoili? Cay-Oh-Lee. Caoili.
Jason: Hey, can you guys check the Airport connection on this Mac? It's like, broken or something.
JC: Apple loadletter? What the f*** does that mean?
Eric: That thing is lucky I'm not armed.
Jason: Didn't you buy a handgun last week?
Eric: Friggin'! You're right!
(Eric takes out a handgun and goes on a MacBook obliteration rampage.)
Jason: You know, screw these posts. I'm just not going to do them anymore.
JC: You mean you're going to quit?
Jason: No, I'm just ... not going to do them.
JC: Alisha's gonna get angry at you, you kno ... oh, crap, here she comes now.
Alisha: Jason, I think it's time we had that little talk--
(Jason punches Alisha in the face. She collapses to the ground, bits of flair landing around her.)
JC: Whoa.
(James approaches.)
James: Has anyone seen my stapler ...?
Jason: You write on a blog, James. You don't work with paper.
James: I could ... I could set it on fire...
Jason: What, the internet? Good luck with that one, buddy.
- DS Lite: 163,785
121,338 (42.56%)
- Wii: 52,544
48,776 (48.14%)
- PSP: 34,433
739 (2.10%)
- PS2: 10,414
4,401 (29.71%)
- PS3: 8,839
4,135 (31.87%)
- Xbox 360: 2,105
1,100 (34.32%)
- Game Boy Micro: 408
68 (20.00%)
- GBA SP: 343
41 (13.58%)
- Gamecube: 315
79 (20.05%)
- DS Phat: 39
30 (43.48%)
- GBA: 18
7 (63.64%)
[Source: Media Create]
