New Sega title hurts our brains

Want proof that the new Sega brain training game really works? Here's the title: ?????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????. According to insert credit, that roughly translates to Kyouto University's Professor Atsuji Tetsuji Foundation's Japanese Kanji Ability Official Certification (In Collaboration With) The Kanji Association Trainer Portable.

See what we mean? Just by reading the game's title, your reading comprehension has increased exponentially! What's that? Your head is hurting? No, little friend. That's how you can tell it's working.