Friday Video: Don't try to fight it

Yes, we know that the Oneechanbara games are terrible, and we know that the addition of awkward, low-budget waggle is unlikely to help. We can see the lack of variation in the enemies in this latest trailer. Furthermore, we know that Oneechanbara Revolution has zero chance of coming out in the U.S., and would be too expensive even if it did.

But we don't care. The song sold us. Whoever got the idea to write and perform an inappropriately funky, upbeat song about the horror-action game should get a bonus. D3 of America, if you're reading: please, if nothing else, let us download the song. But we would be perfectly happy to buy the game -- just saying.